How to let everyone at the local leisure centre know that you're a sex-positive icon:
step one: wear trunks with a butt plug motif
step two: exist
• 91% RECYCLED polyester, 9% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+
Size guide
WAIST | HIPS | |
3 | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
4 | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
5 | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
6 | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
7 | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
8 | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
9 | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
10 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
11 | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
12 | 52 | 59 |
13 | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |